Flirt FB Status

  1. My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
  2. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  3. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
  4. I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
  5. There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
  6. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  7. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  8. If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
  9. Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.
  10. I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.
  11. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
  12. You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.
  13. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
  14. I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.
  15. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
  16. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
  17. Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.
  18. I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..
  19. We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.
  20. If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..


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